Saturday, April 03, 2010

How to not have salespersons bugging your ass

1. Look like you're super pissed.


2. Act like you're super retarded.

May not get you many admiring glances, but you'll be happier walking around.

This tip is brought to you by Dils on the go, while waiting for her damn honeydew juice.


Obefiend Weiland said...

my way?

be a dude.. salesperson never bugs dudes!

Dils said...


I think they especially love going after dudes, esp mereka yg jual handphone, all the latest gadgetry.

or you meant dude as in rempit style dude? Haha.

taqiyuddin bakir said...

or maybe you could just smile, and say.. 'thanks' and hold up your palm in the 'talk-to-the-hand' gesture.

you may be surprised to hear this, but salesperson are people too. that's why there's a 'person' in 'salesperson'.

Dils said...

yes, yes. that too. but that comes after the above don't work.

This is esp when I want to skip that too when I am feeling especially crappy. In that way both are happy.

Soraya Zainal said...

i choose to be blind and deaf.

Heheh... anggap diorg tu macam lalat2 berterbangan... ignore je...

Dils said...

Hehe. Kenkadang I even turn back and find another way so that I don't have to bump into them.

Gile obsesif. Just because I don't like talking to total stranger.

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