The Fly

I am not much into letting myself goes in term of anger. I have pretty good anger management skill. Hahaha.. right!

My friends knew I am angry when they saw a dangerous gleam in my eyes and I was surprisingly silent. I am the kind of person who generally laugh herself silly on every little thing such as seeing ... ar I can't think of an example.. but I even smile as I shit. Not a pretty picture. Anyway. When I am not smiling or laughing genially that only means...

1. It is early in the morn. I AM NOT A MORN PERSON! Needs to find job that have late hours... perhaps bargirl as such? I heard the tips are great.
2. I am really freaking mad... kinda like having a B.F (Bitch Fit) but in a boiling silently as those advanced looking kettle nowadays.

Normally girls are the one that get on my nerves. Maybe because, I am a girl (obviously)so normally are close to girls. Being close to peoples generally opened your eyes if that person is worth your time or not. In term of guys, if a guy turn me off.. I can just scamper back to my belovedest friends and 'sembunyi' (hide) behind their back.

So.. now without the shield of my friends... I am left alone fending for my own. Damn. Does not help when girl friends are scarce nowadays especially in my workplace. Does not help either to be sit near the most irritating man I met on my life. Ah yes... . Why is he irritating? Why is fly irritating if it comes to that? It kept on hovering around... buzzing around your ear.. contaminate you foods.. messing your appetites. Kinda like dat laa. Poor guy to be likened to a fly. But damn pesky lor. Cannot tahan already.

This guy.. in a small dosage is tolerable. But imagine sitting near him. Argh.. Not that I am ungrateful. He does helps me a lot (sometimes even when I do not want his help)... he is capable in his job. That is as much praise I can give him. But when it came to be the role of being a normal breathing human guy... I think something had gone wrong somewhere. He must had been blasted off by radioactive material probably in Perak.. (do not know if he had gone there, I will assume) that destroyed all his good sense genes and had left him impaired with so much irritating traits. I am not normally a profane person... but I am whenever I thought about him.

At first, I will just feigned ignorance.. as anybody might ignore a fly. Shoo it. Escape to non-fly area route. But sometimes that when you almost think you are safe. Bam! The Fly ruin your mood/sleep/leisure activity/conversation/shower.

Then one day, I was busily minding my own business ...Thump! He non-accidentally gave a push my chair . Not so quite violently, but hard enough to make me started. Then like a normal human being... 'sound'(remind oh so gently) him.

"Hey... don't push laa"... while glaring murderously.

Also won't work. Probably by the radioactive blast he have superpower; e.g. thick hide. By showing displeasure he thinks I am pleased kah? The Fly had the audacity to retort back grinning:

"At least I did not push you off the chair" (Translate from Malay)

I was like.. bloody hell. And I won't say 'fuck him' either. Coz.. I bloody does not want to. And he thinks I like it? Shit, man. I am pissed. I am this close (show itsy lil fingers) to slam dunk my chair to his lousy head. Arghhh.. the things normal human being have to endure not to become Hulk Hogan.. arr I meant Incredible Hulk.

Also laaa.. what makes him think I would want to go out with him after all the above.. and.. After repeatedly, I repeat... repeatedly decline to go out with him in any place or anytime. Now.. if a guy asked the 2nd time after being decline, it is OK. If a guy asked a 3rd time, without any hint from the girl, or if the girl did not offer to make it up... Gave it up already laa. "She is just not into you" as to quote the book.

Now.. anger is refreshing. I am Zen now (whatever that means). I am in peace with nature and all living things. Do not have any natural inclination to hurt own species anymore.... until own species try to throw me off my chair again.